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RHONJ-Season Five – Episode 1

No picutres, no comix.  Just Kathleen ( my bff) & I sharing our thoughts.

As you guys know. my name is Rho.  I’m a character but my comix and blogs reflect my real feelings about these people.  Just as these REAL people act out (poorly) the scripts Bravo provides for them.   So its half fact, half fiction – 100% italian.


RHO: I love that Antonia & Milania finally get their play date.  But I just don’t understand why Melissa can’t back off and let these kids have fun.  Milania put it perfectly, “this is starting to be annoying”.

KATH: Oh Rho, they know this isn’t authentic.  And for that little bitch tonot understand that the elder Gorga’s need ONE DATE for each of the girls recitals is just plain disgusting.

RHO: And Caroline! Oy! could she be any more annoying if she tried!!  I mean leave this poor family alone.

KATH:  Well that didn’t bother me as much as Coo-Coo-for-cocoa-puffs Jacqueline telling us how she puts the whole Gorga-Guidice situation on the same place on her list as bleaching her tushy-hole.   I mean, who cares!  Who is she anyway?  She’s a leftover.

RHO:  Oy Vey Izmir!  I never knew you felt so strongly about someone so weak.


RHO:  Now do you really think that Joe Gorga asked  Caroline to go and speak with Teresa?

KATH:  Oh give me a break.  Once again.  she’s a leftover.   She needs to stay on the show so the sons can show their stupid restaurant and somehow redeem themselves (from punta cana) and get their own show on Bravo.

RHO:  People forget that this show started as the MANZO show.  It has become quite definitely the Guidice-Gorga Show.  And I gotta say, as much as I dislike Melissa’s machinations and manipulations, I dislike the Manzo-Laurita clan even more.

KATH: Why?

RHO:  Cos I don’t see their purpose and all they seem to do is have something mean and biting to say.  Same with the other ones (The Wakiles).  They don’t further the plot or provide a subplot.  So pfft.  this could be a very dull season if they continually force the Manzo-Laurita-Wakile troika into the show.

So that’s how we saw it.  The after-show is even more pathetic.  Andy needs to give it up.  Teresa needs to keep shining.  And We PROMISE to have more comix as the season goes on.



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Amanda Noelle Ali Half-Sister to Melissa Gorga? – This is Too Good To Be True

OMG Is it possible?  Could life be this giving?  Could karma rear it’s head so quickly?  I’m giddy with excitment at the possibility that Melissa Gorga has a GORGEOUS younger half-sister.  Yeah, she’s a true beauty.  And guess what?  SHE SINGS!!!  Hopefully she will have more evidence of her hard work honing her talent than one video when she was 8.

If this is true and somehow she joins the show?  All I can say is.. Thank You Jesus.

Maybe will hear my prayers and do some investigative work for our enjoyment?



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The True Cost of Sandy

A moment of silence for Melissa and Joe Gorga’s jetski….

Special thanks to for the picture from MLS


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Oh Come On…. She Lost a Jetski FGS!

I thank The Gorgas, Laurita’s and Manzo’s for the comic relief during this difficult post-storm time.   Hearing the self importance in Melissa’s voice talking to ET about her Jetski and lack of electricity was just plain funny.  Irritating, but funny.  So here’s my ode to the Idiots on The Shore.

PS: it goes without saying RHOCOMIX will only donate to nationally recognized charities.  And I suggest the same for everyone. Has nothing to do with how much one likes a person.  It’s just good policy.

OK.. enough serious…


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Honey Boo Boo Schools Melissa in the Truth

And you know how much Melissa loves the truth…  Honey Boo Boo is typically a firecracker, but always light hearted in her attempt to share her views.  Let’s see how she did with RHONJ interloper Melissa Gorga.

Hmm… ok, So Honey Boo Boo doesn’t seem to like Melissa.  I wonder why?  lol.  Even Honey Boo Boo can knows the smell of deceit.

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Don’t Mess With Little Joey Gorga

Little Joey Gorga is still pissed off at the less than mature treatment he’s received by those invisible haters who have so much courage behind a keyboard.  So much courage that they say hurtful things about children. (sigh)

I’m just imagining what Little Joey would say…. I don’t know these people from Adam.  I’m not even fond of Melissa.  But what’s right is right.  Sleep tight little Joey.  The angels will keep you safe and you know where to find Milania when you need some light work done.  lol.

Special Thanks to for the pic.  I may not like you, but youre kids are adorbs!


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I’m sorry, but I HAD to do it…

I’m not typically mean spirited – I just try to laugh at situations I find so unfathomable.  But the producer-led setup nonsense bugged me… so, here’s her 15 minutes of Fame… RHOComix style…

I call this: Cat & Missy, All Hugs an Kissy…

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